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Focus Or Spread

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Focus Or Spread - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #managers & supervisors, #focus, #projection, #expense, #business, #employment, #low quality, #work, #magic, #attending, #technology, #sarcasm

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dilbert: do you adopt that i focus on one of my projects at the expense of all the others... or should i spread my attention across all of my projects and exercise low-quality work on all of them? and your respond cannot involve magic. boss: tin can i hear the choices again.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #wally compensation, #equalibrium, #project, #lower quality, #consistent, #bacon, #beginning calendar month, #after raises, #achieved equilibrium, #money

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The Boss, Alice, Wally and Dilbert sit at a briefing table. Wally says, "This week I kicked off the 'Wally Compensation Equilibrium Project.'" Wally continues, "My goal is to lower the quality of my work until it is consistent with my salary." The Boss thinks, "I hate the first month after they see their raises." Wally says, "I'd go along, but I simply achieved equilibrium."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #cruelty, #leadership, #managers, #managers & supervisors, #choices, #bullying, #60 hour calendar week, #fatique, #lower quality, #enlightened leader, #work fewer hours, #meliorate outcome, #illusion, #created by underlings, #corruption, #pian, #enforcement, #business organisation

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Dilbert: You take an interesting option today. Yous can go along bullying me into working threescore hours per week... while knowing that fatigue will lower the quality of my work. Or y'all tin can be an enlightened leader and encourage me to work fewer hours for a amend internet result. Boss: I'thousand not supposed to tell yous this, but... leadership is an illusion created by the abuse of underlings. The more than pain I force yous to endure, the more of a leader I appear to exist. How's the truth feel? Dilbert: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #Wally, #wendell, #stanford, #mba, #workforce, #impressed, #education, #senior, #vice president, #quality, #work

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A human says to Dilbert and Wally, "Hullo, guys. I'm Wendell J. Rock the Fourth, recent Stanford MBA and brand new to the workforce." Dilbert and Wally await at each other. Wally says, "Expect, 'Wen-slow,' we aren't impressed by your education. At this company it's the quality of your work that counts!" Wendell replies, "I'm your new senior vice president, and I want you to lick the tar off my Porsche now." Wally says, "Okay, but lookout the quality of my work!"

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #quality, #work ethic, #deadlines, #expectations, #speed, #merchandise off

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Dominate: When will you have that done? Dilbert: Two weeks. Dominate: Can y'all practise information technology faster? Dilbert: Yeah. All I need to do is lower the quality. Dilbert: Tell me what your minimum adequate quality level is and I'll tell you when you tin can have information technology. Dominate: I want it in i week. Dilbert: I can practise that at 50 per centum of planned quality. Boss: Why does information technology experience as if I'm not really managing anything here? Dilbert: Maybe you could go manage someone else now. Boss: I tin't tell if I'm doing my job at present. Dilbert: Is it your job to prevent me from working?

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #work load, #complaints, #drowning in work, #priorotize, #fax, #new guy set, #faxing project, #reading comics

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The Boss: "Carol, the new manager hasn't hired an admin. so I said he could share y'all." Ballad: "What?!!" "I'k drowning in work, and you desire to double my load???!!!" The boss: "It's no big deal. Just prioritize your piece of work." "And I demand y'all to fax this." Carol: "No can do." "My top priority is getting the new guy all ready." The Dominate: "Hmmm... I guess that'southward off-white. I'll send him over." Carol: "I can't order your business organisation cards, I need to do a huge faxing project!" "Hee hee! Marmaduke is sitting on something again!"

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